Saturday, June 9, 2012

Crappy Poetry Part 3

#16
Hungry
like a hippo
seven more minutes
til my break from
Econ
but oh wait
snap!
i don't have food.
shoot.
empty unhappy stomach
I dislike this.

#17
raindrops
rainboots.
puddles.
splashing.
a bother to some
a wonder to others
down pour. deluge.
hazard. happiness.
an escape.
a peaceful world.
that no one will be apart of
except me.

#18
let's switch it up.
i'll write in pencil
for some reason
pen seems harsh at the moment
Danko's close
I must work stealthily
I must not get caught
because price indexes
aren't exactly keeping my attention
especially because
I have an awful teacher
who relies on books and paper
instead of teaching methods
which is why he's a summer school teacher
Hah! enjoy your malt-o-meal cereal
bleh bleh bleh

An Ode to Robert Zemeckis
(#19)
I.want.a.delorean
I have Always. wanted a delorean
as impractical as it would be
which makes it impossible
to park next to people
because you'd never be able to open the door
which is really inconvenient
but ridiculously awesome nonetheless
I still want a delorean
to ride like a McFly
in utmost style
and go to the future
(or the past)
and yes I know
a delorean doesn't mean time machine
but still hell-ah awesome!
save the clock tower!
and I promise
cross my heart
that I'll never say "hell-ah" again
that was just sad...
but back to my point
thank you, Robert Zemeckis
for creating on heck of a movie
you've altered many lives
real and ficticious

An Ode to Low Standard
(#20)
written by Eve Hirschman

there is
no
such
thing

An Ode to the Stupid People
(#20B)
written by Julia Trevor

your low standards
are appalling
and amusing
god put you on this earth
just to make me laugh
so thank you "god"
for giving me a moment of joy
through someone else's bad taste
and overall stupidity
and I know this sounds cruel
because it is
and I'm sorry to offend
(but not really) 

#21
why should we worry?
I care for you
and you reciprocate
and I love the time we spend
I regret nothing
neither do you
and yet a burden
you put upon yourself
why does it matter?
It's about us and only us
your reasoning is shallow
they'll think less of me
no matter when
it's impossible to time it right
why do they matter
why are you so worked up by this
but i'll humor you
and wait some more
until this ends
and simplifies

#22
little glass jars
to hold your money
to keep it safe
from the bank
....
enjoy the Ponzi scam
and the risk you've put yourself in
again. stupid.

#22B
little jars
hundreds lined up
of little glass jars
something so fragile
protecting something so vital
innocence
love
essence
emotions
all so easily shattered
and exposed
to all

#23
Whap!
a paper baton struck down upon her
deservingly
amusingly
it is she- the fool
the obnoxious beast
the epitome of unintelligence
the stereotypical American teenage girl
and yet that doesn't represent me.
this. sadly. is what my generation has come to.


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